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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Mostly, this day has been a rainy one. *sigh* I got wet! X( That's why there are times that I hate it when it rains. But still, most of the time, I love it when it rains. Confusing, eh? =))

Yay! I found the Ten Conyomandments!! Ta-daah!

Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

Anyhow.

So, I took this quiz [I think last week or the week before that. Whatever.], and I like the results. I kind of think that most, if not all, of the results are true for me. =)

1 Imagine that you are walking along a path. What do you see around you?
Forest, so much forest that you can hardly see the sky.
A yellow corn field against a brilliant blue sky.
Softly sloping green hills, with a view of mountains in the distance. ♥

2 What do you see near your feet?
A mirror
A ring ♥
A bottle

3 Will you pick it up?
Yes ♥
No

4 You walk along and find water. In what form is the water?
A lake
A waterfall
A river ♥

5 You see a key in the water and you pick it up. What does it look like?
An ordinary house key
A beautiful antique key ♥
A small silver locker key

6 Next you stumble across a house. What type of house is it?
A spacious Hollywood mansion
A hut with a garden full of flowers
A beautiful old stone castle ♥

7 What do you do next?
Look into the window
Walk right on inside and explore ♥
Walk away. You're not that interested.

8 Suddenly, something jumps out at you. What is it?
A bear
A wizard ♥
A spider

9 Because you are so scared you run until you see a wall blocking the path in front of you. There is a door, but it's locked, so you look through the key hole. What do you see?
A beautiful house with a vast garden.
A pond in the middle of a desert.
A beach with waves crashing onto the sand. ♥

THE RESULTS!! *drum roll please!*

1 Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

2 The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

3 Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

4 The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

5 Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

6 The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

7 How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying..

8 What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

9 Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Hmmm. I'll end it here for today. Ciao!

♥チーピ♥

DON'T settle for someone who only buys you coffee. GO for someone who makes one for you. Effort counts a lot. [awww. <3]
--I love this so much!!

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